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cherrycezzie Ā· 2 years ago
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Happy Lantern rites everyone! šŸ®šŸ’“šŸ®šŸ’§šŸ”øšŸ® Surprise kiss attack during the Lantern rite šŸ˜˜ [Childe visited Liyue to see his lovely wife.]
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helpmeimblorboing Ā· 1 year ago
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Zhongli and Childe
Or, Zhongchi with Childe top
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hinamie Ā· 3 months ago
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I'll give them shelter like you've done for me
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chloesimaginationthings Ā· 5 months ago
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FNAF movie Mike and Michael meet their younger selves..
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egophiliac Ā· 1 month ago
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
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#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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everwalldigan Ā· 3 months ago
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Random reporter: Mr Wayne, do you think men can get pregnant?
Bruce: uh, I am.
Reporter: *laughs* you are?
Bruce, offended: how about a congratulations instead of laughing at me?
Reporter, starting to get flustered: oh, um congratulations, Iā€™m sorryā€¦ so how far along are you?
Bruce: two weeks.
Reporter: oh, uhā€¦ how did you know you were pregnant after two weeks?
Bruce: my stomach was growling more than usual, plus me and him had sex so thatā€™s probably where it came fromā€¦*points towards Clark across the room*
Reporter: did you take a pregnancy test?
Bruce: uh, no?
Reporter: then how do you know for sure?
Bruce, smiling condescendingly: because I have a kid, I know how it feels like and it was like this. Where did you think Dick came from?
Reporter: But you took him in after hisā€”
Bruce, putting his hand on the reporters shoulder, concerned: There are pictures everywhere of the day of his birth. Are you feeling well? You look a little pale, maybe you should take an early nightā€¦
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bertoyana Ā· 5 months ago
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X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011) dir. MATTHEW VAUGHN
+bonus. erik looking up and down at charles and charles looking smug as hell. which could mean nothing.
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jackwhiteprophetic Ā· 4 months ago
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Can we talk about this shot for a second. What the fuck.
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kalystatheevil Ā· 1 year ago
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picture scaramouche bent over, hands tied behind his back, face pressed to a coffee table with you holding him from behind
tw: cursing, cnc, praise, humiliation, dom reader, unhealthy use of ellipses; (amab reader), 18+
you rub your glistening cock between scaramouche's spread asscheeks, almost moaning from the view alone. your precum is already leaking into the cracks, moistening them prettily.
"fuck, scaraā€¦ what did i tell you, huh?" a sharp slap resounds, and scaramouche's right cheek immediately starts turning pinkish. the boy grits his teeth.
"go to hell you fucking psycho."
"mhhhā€¦" your thumbs leave little indents in the supple skin of his ass. between them, a throbbing hole clenches nervously. "a psycho, am i."
scaramouche moans as you push the tip past the rim. you're sure he didn't mean to, but it still escaped his lips. slowly, you push just the tip in and out, watching intently as the skin spreads around the gland, swallowing it greedily.
"you stretch so beautifully, scara," you coo, a soft blush on your face. "so incredibly beautiful"
"stopā€” stop looking!" scaramouche growls. "it'sā€”" he gasps loudly when the tip enters him yet again, face already red from all the blood gathering in his head.
"it's what, scara..."
"it'sā€” uglyā€¦"
at this, you click your tongue and stop. "ugly?"
scaramouche becomes angry, deflecting from his quickly rising shame. "yes, ugly. seriously, stop with this stupid game you're playing, i don't need you to act like you're into thā€”"
you thrust into him, deep and hard. scaramouche's words are lost in a strangled gurgle as his eyes roll back.
"it seems i need to fuck that thought out of you."
with one roll of your hands, you shorten the rope connected to his tied wrists, tugging them upwards. slowly, you start to roll your hips back, watching as the rim catches and slides over your cock. you moan. "aah, scaraā€¦ you look so, so pretty like this"
"fuckā€¦ youā€¦ nghā€” a-aahnā€¦"
you breathe heavily. "fuck. fuck, scara. you take me so well. look at you, moaning like a slut..."
"shutā€” shut up. fuck. i'll kill you. i swear i'll fucking kill yā€” MGH!" you slam back into him. any further protest is drowned by the sound of thighs hitting flesh in sharp slaps as you start pounding into him. harder and harder you thrust back inside, needing to reach deeper, faster, harder.
it doesn't take long for scaramouche to lose his composure. on the surface of the coffee table, he rolls his head almost limply to the side. his eyes are blurry with pleasure, but still he tries to look at you out of the corner of his eye - to make you see exactly what you are doing to him.
you breathe a laugh, panting hard. under scaramouche's mouth, a steadily growing puddle of drool forms. he twitches, legs giving in.
you grab his hips so hard his skin will certainly bruise. scaramouche is not yet allowed to stop taking you. you stare and stare, fucking him until the world starts to tilt, until your cock feels numb from sheer pleasure, until you start twitching so hard that it's visible on the front of scaramouche's stomachā€”
you cum hard, gasping for air. white stars form in your vision, and you can feel your hands tremble on his soft skin.
"hahaā€¦" you laugh, out of breath. under you, scaramouche whimpers quietly.
after a moment, you pull out slowly. a thick line of cum connects the tip of your still slightly twitching cock with scaramouche's warm, fluttering hole. "ahhā€¦ fuck. my cumā€¦ hahahaā€¦ deepā€¦ deep inside youā€¦"
scaramouche lets out another whine. his hole clenches before releasing a white drop of liquid. he whimpers, trying to say something.
"mh?" you ask, using your thumb to smear the droplet around the throbbing hole. "speak up, scaraā€¦"
amidst his wordless whimpers, you push your thumb inside and laugh again, feeling scaramouche milking it powerlessly.
"i wonder when you cameā€¦"
"mmglhā€¦" scaramouche answers. when something warm touches his freely leaking cock, he flinches lightly. a moan tumbles over his lips. with the palm of your hand, you rub the tip of his soft erection.
"or ratherā€¦ how many times." scaramouche's eyes slowly roll backwards. with a grin, you raise your hand back up and glide your tongue over the palm, humming appreciatively at the taste. "yum ~"
"noā€¦moreā€¦" scaramouche finally breathes. "can'tā€¦" your arm slings around his belly. with ease, you lift him up. "ahnā€”"
"no more? no more, scara?"
"no... more..."
"but baby..." you place a soft kiss on his temple.
"we were just getting started."
[formatting shamelessly stolen from scara smut writer @hanxku]
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cupidkyu Ā· 3 months ago
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USE ME LIKE A PRINCESS PLESSESSSESSEEESSEEE
PRINCESS ! āŗā—›Ė–
dom bottom gn reader x sub top male character
men that worship you,who treat you like you're so fragile,constantly praising and admiring how beautiful ur body is, begging if they can just touch you, begging if they can just plunge deep in u.
men that do anything you want,any position,any k1nk,f4tish: he doesn't mind, he just wants to please u<3,,
men that gets needy when you don't let him hold your hand. breathing heavily as you bounce so good on his cock, jerking his hips up just to get deeper in you,his desperate whimpers escaping his throat as your hole squeezes him so well. he was in a daze,how could've he deserve such a beautiful prize like you?
men that just can't get enough of you, subconsciously going rougher when he's inside you, fingers intertwining as you moan out his name. he's such a good boy,just let him c4m inside u!! he'd be blabbering and thanking you constantly,he's so pathetic it's adorable,isn't it?
men that wants you to himself,who gets jealous when he sees you getting too comfortable with someone else, he'll just need you to drag him somewhere secluded where you let him fuck you until he forgets about everything that ever got him so frustrated ,,
ā€œhā€”..hmff~ shit- darling..~ you feel so good around my cock-..t-too good~ā€ he'd whine helplessly as he pushes himself inside you,gosh, you're just too pretty for him.
blade,ororon,dottore, ayato,itto,aether,gojo,choso, zhongli,childe,your faves<3
@cupidkyu
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cherrycezzie Ā· 2 years ago
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TartaLi au "All for Love" cover book art if ever I decided to make a hard copy of my comics and sell it for TartaLi lovers.
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inlovewiththenights Ā· 16 days ago
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elodieunderglass Ā· 3 months ago
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Accidentally found this picture of a serious child sabering champagne and now can never know peace again
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chloesimaginationthings Ā· 1 year ago
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FNAF movie Mike would fight game Michael if he knew
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teaboot Ā· 3 months ago
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I have never been an athletic gymbro track student whatever a day of my goddamn life and yet I have always been strong as fuck.
Not fast, or coordinated, or fit, or with good endurance, just super dense muscle for no reason.
Like. My WHOLE life.
People used to try and pick me up as a toddler only to drop me cause I was unexpectedly heavy. At summer camp I could pick up ten-foot logs and carry them around on my shoulder while other kids needed a partner to help them. I can lift my 195lb brother off the ground. I can lift my 200lb father off the ground. I don't have a car so when I buy new furniture I often carry it home myself.
And I am NOT IN SHAPE. I can sprint, but im a terrible runner. I can't do push ups. Or burpees. It takes me like 50 minutes to run a 5k. I'm very lazy and spend most of my free time reading, painting, or thrift shopping.
But in anticipation of surgery I have begun lifting weights and yall. YALL. MY BICEPS CAME BACK IN A WEEK
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WENT FULL BEAST MODE
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lenowom Ā· 5 months ago
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Typical Lester family breakfast
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